It’s Gideon the GReat with a report from foster care. Things are still going exceptionally well for me as I adjust to life here. I can tell that my strength and leadership are greatly respected by the locals. I find I can occasionally let my guard down and indulge in some fun and games with Foster Mom. I especially enjoy tug and have found several toys that I parade around with. I’ve also manipulated…I mean, earned the right to lay on the couch. This was achieved by repeatedly putting a paw on the cushion and deploying my Warrior hypnosis skills until Foster Mom brought out a bed sheet and invited me up. This higher vantage point results in improved watching-over capabilities which I am able to execute through closed eyes. You’re impressed, I know. Unfortunately I have discovered that Foster Mom also has some hypnosis skills and she can make me melt by kissing me between the eyes while scratching my ears. Sometime I must work on my resistance to this technique.
We go on a walk or two a day here and I have been deemed a superb walker. I don’t sniff, I don’t even mark. I wait patiently while the other two K9s do both. Constantly. A good Warrior is tolerant of the less noble. I have also been deemed a most excellent snuggler.
Foster Mom is having a difficult time finding something this Mighty Warrior will eat. Kibble is for the peasantry and a Warrior will always hold out for moist food. We’re using the trial and error method to find something I will consider palatable. The resident K9s cross their paws with each attempt and seem pleased when I’m unimpressed with the latest selection. It occurs to me that they have grown wider since I got here. Foster Mom is surmising that perhaps consuming moist food is why my teeth are in dire need of a cleaning. I’ll need to have them taken care of as soon as I get into my forever castle.
I’ve also been completing a series of exercises as part of a personality assessment. A Mighty Warrior has A LOT of personality so this was a walk in the dog park for me. I’ve scored in the ‘easy’ quadrant for almost everything including grooming & nail trimming, bathroom habits, vet visits, social skills and treat taking. I’m in the ‘manageable’ quadrant for eating, relinquishing high value items (I’ll give up most everything freely but I didn’t want to give up my rawhide without being offered a treat in its place), and space needs (this one isn’t really fair in my opinion because I can’t help that I’m tall and lanky. On the other paw, I guess I wouldn’t have to nap in the middle of the couch).
Contact your placement adviser if you’d like to schedule an interview. I will give all serious inquiries my utmost consideration.
Mighty Warrior Factoid: A Mighty Warrior will hide his face when sleeping in order to remain all stealth-like.

